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I’ve learned this year that everyone knows someone or knows someone who knows someone struggling with sexual dysfunction. It’s what I tell literary agents in the target audience section of my book proposals, it’s what I say when strangers (metaphorically) open up to me about their pelvic floor woes, and it’s why I decided to curate this gift guide. If you know someone, these gifts will surely bring a smile to all of their lips this holiday season. If you are someone, it’s not too late to treat yourself.
Letterpress Menstrual Chart by RatbeePress
Help your bestie delete the period tracker app on their phone by switching to this minimal, manual chart instead. ($10)
Tight Pussy Club Cotton Zipper Pouch by EmpowerPelvicHealth
This little pouch is perfect if your pal is far enough along in their sexual dysfunction journey that jokes feel cathartic. ($15)
CUCCI Candle by Sassy B Candles
I can confirm this candle ships fast and smells divine. It comes in brown or pink, with or without a piercing. ($24)
Deep Relax Roller Ball by Aromatherapy Associates
For gynecologist appointments and dilator practice, this earthy scent offers compact luxury and instant relaxation. ($35)
VESPER Vibrator Necklace by CRAVE
I can think of nothing more simultaneously badass and convenient than wearing a tiny, rechargeable vibrator as a necklace. I’ll take one in Rose Gold with custom engraving, pretty please. ($69)
Becoming Orgasmic Online Course + Homework Kit by SH! Women’s Store
For the Type A on your list, invest in an education that promises a better understanding of pleasure and self. Pair it with a homework kit for a sexy splurge.
($19 - $264)
A close friend recently showed me a decanter on her nightstand filled with lube and I haven’t stopped thinking about the aesthetic since. Bonus points if you snag a vintage one. (Prices vary)